Lucas and Noah, famed hosts of legendeday podcasts and radio show The Groovy Helpline, do not own money. This, combined with the proximity of a hot dog purchasing location to our live studio and our tendency to get one after a live show, means often the other one has to pay for it. This is how many times I have purchased a hot dog for each of the other two members of the Helpline.

LUCAS: OWES 2 HOTDOGS AND A MONSTER ENERGY

NOAH: OWES 0 HOTDOGS*!!! CONGRATULATE NOAH

**Noah's lack of owed hotdogs is not because he brings money, but simply because I do not like him enough to purchase him hotdogs on a regular basis.

ADVENTURES IN REPAYMENT

Lucas repaid hotdog number 1 on 12/02/25. He nows owes 2 hotdogs, down from 3 originally.

On 11/3/25, they had one remaining hotdog, and I took it. As I was planning to buy Lucas a hotdog on this day, I bought him a Monster Energy that day (valued at $6.50). He now owes 2 hotdogs and a Monster Energy. I like the white ones.

Noah repaid his single hotdog on 18/03/25. He now owes zero hotdogs.